Fay and Ray are committed Christians and go to church every Sunday at Easter and Christmas, but they don’t like it much because of the people.

Fay does a lot of voluntary work and Ray contributes to environmental concerns. He is a shareholder in a South American deforestation project. There’s enough rain without rain forests making more.

They have adopted a red-faced spider monkey in Colchester Zoo. He’s called Zombie.

Thursday 29 November 2012

No "Secret Santa" For Ray. No Way.

 
 
Ray has been ostracised and marginalised again at Clays where he works {NOT for the first time}.
 
This time it is beacause he has boycotted the 'Secret Santa" Club they have going there this year.
 
Ray says why should he spend "Up-To-Five-Pounds" (sterling) on a present he doesn't want to give to a person he doesn't like and who doesn't like him and doesn't want the sort of present Ray would buy for them, at the same time wishing them a "Merry Christmas" through gritted teeth, all in November, when we haven't even started Advent? Ray says this isn't why Jesus came in to the world, God made flesh and all that.
 
He calls the club, "Secret Satan" and now nobody will talk to him or look at him.
 
"Poor Ray," you may be thinking.
 
"Well don't," he says. He prefers it that way.

3 comments:

  1. how funny are you two! love the blog
    greetz from holland x

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  2. "RAAR"? "RAAR"? "HOLLAND"? LeAnne Raar? Made up name. And we don't know anyone in Holland.

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    1. raar means weird in dutch. its a pretty good description of me. its a shame you dont know anyone in holland... dutch people are very funny x
      hope you both had a very merry christmas and have a great 2013 xxxx

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