Fay and Ray are committed Christians and go to church every Sunday at Easter and Christmas, but they don’t like it much because of the people.

Fay does a lot of voluntary work and Ray contributes to environmental concerns. He is a shareholder in a South American deforestation project. There’s enough rain without rain forests making more.

They have adopted a red-faced spider monkey in Colchester Zoo. He’s called Zombie.

Thursday 29 November 2012

No "Secret Santa" For Ray. No Way.

 
 
Ray has been ostracised and marginalised again at Clays where he works {NOT for the first time}.
 
This time it is beacause he has boycotted the 'Secret Santa" Club they have going there this year.
 
Ray says why should he spend "Up-To-Five-Pounds" (sterling) on a present he doesn't want to give to a person he doesn't like and who doesn't like him and doesn't want the sort of present Ray would buy for them, at the same time wishing them a "Merry Christmas" through gritted teeth, all in November, when we haven't even started Advent? Ray says this isn't why Jesus came in to the world, God made flesh and all that.
 
He calls the club, "Secret Satan" and now nobody will talk to him or look at him.
 
"Poor Ray," you may be thinking.
 
"Well don't," he says. He prefers it that way.

Monday 26 November 2012

Well We Would Like This, Wouldn't We!



http://fayrayseldorado.com/index.html

Fay found this so-called 'link' (whatever that is) whilst "surfing the nets". Now she just goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on on on on on on on on on on on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about Arkansas.

A french Kong Comic book, a King Kong snow globe, stills from the original movie, ties, pens, ornaments, toys, salt & pepper shakers, Empire State Building Models, plates, stuffed animals and even an Ann Darrow Barbie doll.

Who knows. Maybe they will send us a luncheon voucher!

Sunday 14 October 2012

Fan of Fan Makers


We had an outing and well, what do you think we found?? Yes!! The actual real original proper site of the Fan Makers Company. Such a shame their hall was common. And in Cross Street. We'd have liked them to be in Jolly Street. Fay always has fun with fans, especially after a few white wines. Although the last time she attempted her  so-called 'Fan Dance' she nearly put the French Windows through.

Friday 14 September 2012

Reconstruction Shocker For Liz

Fay's best friend, Liz, recently went in for some cosmetic 'Tidying Up' at a cut price clinic in Lowestoft run by a self-taught retired Danish fisherman, who it turns out is a little too fond of the turps for his own good.
Anyway, due to a combination of the fisherman's liquid breakfast and Liz's unfailing ability to make herself clear, she ended up with having her teeth plumped up, lips straightened and nose whitened.
What a shocker! Like we always say, " You get what you pay for".

Wednesday 5 September 2012

Horse/Grizzly Bear Dilemma


Ray found out a grizzly bear can run faster than a horse. So, if ever we are attacked by a horse we have decided to make good our escape on a grizzly bear.

Thursday 2 August 2012

Fifty Shades of Bray



Ooooo it's been a long time. Well, Ray and me have been doing some more home improvements.
Since the Triplets left, their room has been in danger of becoming something of a shrine and we don't want that as we've already got one of those - Peter's room {but we don't talk about him}.
So, we threw all their remaining possessions and keepsakes down the dump and got rid of the 'trunk' beds {i.e. triple bunk beds - Ray always said it looked like the hold of a slave ship in there, but he designed and made the trunk beds in the first place. He's rarely satisfied with his own handiwork.}
Anyway, now we have what we like to call our "Beige Room of Pleasure".
It has two(2) comfy chairs, one (1) with a pouffe for Ray's poor legs and two(2) ocassional tables, PLUS a portrtatibble televsion and of course Ray's sound system. We go in there to relax upstairs, me with a family sized pack of delicious custard creams, Ray with a glass or two of the finest red wine. I can look at the television, while he listens to Nasrat Fateh Ali Khan on his hi-fidelity headphones. Bliss!

We should write a book!!!

TTFN

Fay

XXX

Wednesday 6 June 2012

Queen Letdown

We tuned in to the Jubbilee so-called Concert but were very disappointed by the time it ended. Us Brays pride ourselves on being quite 'down with the kids' and pop pickers {although the hit parade seems full of nothing more than ring tones these days - whatever they are}.

We saw Sir Elton {always a disappointment}, Sir Paul {glad he's settled down and doesn't take any drugs at all} and Sir Cliff {now there's a nice boy. That Marylin Manson could take a leaf or two out of his book}.

We were hoping to see The Queen, as it was clearly advertised that they would be there, but they weren't!!! We especially like that funny one with the false moustache, who does all the dancing.

Well, that's the last Jubillee Concert we will be tuning in to.

And another thing... Is it two 'l's' and one 'b', or two 'bs' and one 'l' or two 'l's' and two 'bb's' or one 'b' and one 'l' or two 'll's' and one 'b' or one b'b' and two 'l's????

We know it's two 'e's'.

And one 'J'.

And wasn't the Coronation in 1953?

Sunday 4 March 2012

Kitchen Crisis


Ray and I were caught in the jaws of a kitchen crisis, but are now caught on the horns of a dilemma. He has heard {from goodness knows where - probably a so-called 'Kitchen Tip' off one of the 'Gold' channels} that if you put an oyster shell in your kettle, it doesn't fur up, keeping the dreaeded limescale at bay. Of course, oyster shells are quite hard to come by round Bungay way - even Tetbury's don't stock them, despite our repeated requests.
In a fit of inventiveness, Ray got some gravel from the front garden {it had a crocus bulb in it but Ray said that it wouldn't matter even though I said it would it would it would it would it would it would}. He also scooped up a discarded crisp bag which he later admitted may have been a mistake and to add the required maritime flavour from the absent oyster shell, popped in an old sardine tin. {We're extremely keen on oily fish and want to go to the Gulf of Mexico one year on holidays to sample some.}
Of course, as I could have said, after boiling and reboiling the kettle for an hour and a half, it eventually stopped working. We checked the guarantee, but there were no clauses to cover gravel/fish tin/flower/litter incidents so we had to invest in a new one.
It's safely home, but on page five of the instructions {page 5} it clearly states " do not leave appliance unattended whilst in use. Well . . . we all know what they say about a watched kettle!!!
I'm also a little concerned about the 'Personal Safety' 'bullet point' on the same page that says, "This appliance is not intended for use by persons (including children) with reduced physical, sensory or mental capabilities or lack of experience and knowledge unless they have been given supervision or instruction concerning use of the appliance by a person responsible for their safety".
Well, neither of us has had any instruction and Ray will certainly never take instruction or supervision from me or anyone else for that matter.
It's a dilemma.

TTFN

Fay

XX

Thursday 2 February 2012

Brrrrrrrrr! The Coldest Night Of The Year!

It's so chilly! I decided to cheer Ray up with an extra special desert. Our fave, Vienetta! Delicious!

TTFN

Fay  xxxx

Wednesday 25 January 2012

Tuesday 24 January 2012

Mule Smuggling Disaster

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Can you believe it! Our eldest triplet (by 4 hours - it was long confinement) has been in bother with the interbanational police authorites again!!
Of course, we've all heard of so-called 'Drug Mules', well, May has only gone and tried to smuggle a real mule home from Ireland, where she was working as some sort of tester for a few months. Apparently, she saw it shivering in a Donegal field, felt sorry for it and managed to get the poor thing half way through departures at Dublin International Airport before she was arrested by the Irish police (or "Gardes" as they call them out there. Ray prefers the term "Coppers").
Let's hope she gets a light sentence as she didn't know what she was doing or why. Never has.

TTFN  Fay xxx

Monday 2 January 2012

No Surprises Here



Suffolk enjoyed an uneventful, if in places noisy, start to 2012 as thousands of people across the county celebrated the start of Olympic year.


A spokeswoman for Suffolk police said officers had had a busy night, but there were no major incidents that they had had to deal with.
Overnight showers are thought to have persuaded many people to remain in indoor parties and to resist the temptation to spill out on to the streets at midnight.
Some people did set off fireworks to mark the start of the new year – but their efforts could not match the 10-minute extravaganza that heralded the New Year on the bank of the River Thames in London.