Queen Letdown

We tuned in to the Jubbilee so-called Concert but were very disappointed by the time it ended. Us Brays pride ourselves on being quite 'down with the kids' and pop pickers {although the hit parade seems full of nothing more than ring tones these days - whatever they are}.

We saw Sir Elton {always a disappointment}, Sir Paul {glad he's settled down and doesn't take any drugs at all} and Sir Cliff {now there's a nice boy. That Marylin Manson could take a leaf or two out of his book}.

We were hoping to see The Queen, as it was clearly advertised that they would be there, but they weren't!!! We especially like that funny one with the false moustache, who does all the dancing.

Well, that's the last Jubillee Concert we will be tuning in to.

And another thing... Is it two 'l's' and one 'b', or two 'bs' and one 'l' or two 'l's' and two 'bb's' or one 'b' and one 'l' or two 'll's' and one 'b' or one b'b' and two 'l's????

We know it's two 'e's'.

And one 'J'.

And wasn't the Coronation in 1953?