Fay and Ray are committed Christians and go to church every Sunday at Easter and Christmas, but they don’t like it much because of the people.

Fay does a lot of voluntary work and Ray contributes to environmental concerns. He is a shareholder in a South American deforestation project. There’s enough rain without rain forests making more.

They have adopted a red-faced spider monkey in Colchester Zoo. He’s called Zombie.

Wednesday 16 March 2011

We Really Have To Change Our Password

It has come to our attention that one of our so-called "followers" intends to use our secret internet password to buy Spam and Wine from a Big Shop (not Tesbury's then {so-called "Independent" Supermarket}).
Naturally, we are worried sick over this prospective infringement of our civil liberties and human rights and are now having to go through all the rigmarole and kerfuffle of changing our secret internet password from "Xenofobe" to "Zenerphoooobe1".
That's the very last time we try and give anyone advice on internet safety and security. The very last time.
The other bit of advice is never type "sucky" into Gooogel, especially if so-called "safe search" is in the "off" position.

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