Fay and Ray are committed Christians and go to church every Sunday at Easter and Christmas, but they don’t like it much because of the people.

Fay does a lot of voluntary work and Ray contributes to environmental concerns. He is a shareholder in a South American deforestation project. There’s enough rain without rain forests making more.

They have adopted a red-faced spider monkey in Colchester Zoo. He’s called Zombie.

Wednesday 13 April 2011

Water Sports


'Pete' Benjamins has apparently strapped a swan pedalo to the roof of his estate car and is bringing it home for an oil and polish so he can take his 'Special Lady' water-skiing this summer. If you see him on the road, give him a toot. If not, keep an eye off the coast of Great Britain this summer, where you may see Pete pedalling furiously with his 'Special Lady' in tow, resplendent in flying goggles, flippers and nothing else (she's a keen nudist), sipping on a Pimms and Tizer cocktail.

It's not the sort of thing we'd do though.
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  1. Unknown13 April 2011 at 15:31

    the swan has been arrested somewhere near Huish Episcopi in sommerset so we will have to look further. Hollowed out swans of that size are hard to come by though.....

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