Headlining In That London

 WEDNESDAY August 21 – 8 30pm £5

Faye & Ray Bray, Robert White, Masoud Nokhas, Rob Law, Hannah Rosen, Dominic Alot, Sarah Mann, Wojtek Checkowski, + Live music from Al Mandolino

MCs Brian Damage & Krysstal + Anthony Miller

No "Secret Santa" For Ray. No Way.

 

 

Ray has been ostracised and marginalised again at Clays where he works {NOT for the first time}.

 

This time it is beacause he has boycotted the 'Secret Santa" Club they have going there this year.

 

Ray says why should he spend "Up-To-Five-Pounds" (sterling) on a present he doesn't want to give to a person he doesn't like and who doesn't like him and doesn't want the sort of present Ray would buy for them, at the same time wishing them a "Merry Christmas" through gritted teeth, all in November, when we haven't even started Advent? Ray says this isn't why Jesus came in to the world, God made flesh and all that.

 

He calls the club, "Secret Satan" and now nobody will talk to him or look at him.

 

"Poor Ray," you may be thinking.

 

"Well don't," he says. He prefers it that way.

Well We Would Like This, Wouldn't We!

http://fayrayseldorado.com/index.html

Fay found this so-called 'link' (whatever that is) whilst "surfing the nets". Now she just goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on on on on on on on on on on on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about Arkansas.

A french Kong Comic book, a King Kong snow globe, stills from the original movie, ties, pens, ornaments, toys, salt & pepper shakers, Empire State Building Models, plates, stuffed animals and even an Ann Darrow Barbie doll.

Who knows. Maybe they will send us a luncheon voucher!

Fan of Fan Makers

We had an outing and well, what do you think we found?? Yes!! The actual real original proper site of the Fan Makers Company. Such a shame their hall was common. And in Cross Street. We'd have liked them to be in Jolly Street. Fay always has fun with fans, especially after a few white wines. Although the last time she attempted her  so-called 'Fan Dance' she nearly put the French Windows through.

Reconstruction Shocker For Liz

Fay's best friend, Liz, recently went in for some cosmetic 'Tidying Up' at a cut price clinic in Lowestoft run by a self-taught retired Danish fisherman, who it turns out is a little too fond of the turps for his own good.
Anyway, due to a combination of the fisherman's liquid breakfast and Liz's unfailing ability to make herself clear, she ended up with having her teeth plumped up, lips straightened and nose whitened.
What a shocker! Like we always say, " You get what you pay for".

Horse/Grizzly Bear Dilemma

Ray found out a grizzly bear can run faster than a horse. So, if ever we are attacked by a horse we have decided to make good our escape on a grizzly bear.

Fifty Shades of Bray

Ooooo it's been a long time. Well, Ray and me have been doing some more home improvements.
Since the Triplets left, their room has been in danger of becoming something of a shrine and we don't want that as we've already got one of those - Peter's room {but we don't talk about him}.
So, we threw all their remaining possessions and keepsakes down the dump and got rid of the 'trunk' beds {i.e. triple bunk beds - Ray always said it looked like the hold of a slave ship in there, but he designed and made the trunk beds in the first place. He's rarely satisfied with his own handiwork.}
Anyway, now we have what we like to call our "Beige Room of Pleasure".
It has two(2) comfy chairs, one (1) with a pouffe for Ray's poor legs and two(2) ocassional tables, PLUS a portrtatibble televsion and of course Ray's sound system. We go in there to relax upstairs, me with a family sized pack of delicious custard creams, Ray with a glass or two of the finest red wine. I can look at the television, while he listens to Nasrat Fateh Ali Khan on his hi-fidelity headphones. Bliss!

We should write a book!!!

TTFN

Fay

XXX