Fay and Ray are committed Christians and go to church every Sunday at Easter and Christmas, but they don’t like it much because of the people.

Fay does a lot of voluntary work and Ray contributes to environmental concerns. He is a shareholder in a South American deforestation project. There’s enough rain without rain forests making more.

They have adopted a red-faced spider monkey in Colchester Zoo. He’s called Zombie.

Friday, 14 September 2012

Reconstruction Shocker For Liz

Fay's best friend, Liz, recently went in for some cosmetic 'Tidying Up' at a cut price clinic in Lowestoft run by a self-taught retired Danish fisherman, who it turns out is a little too fond of the turps for his own good.
Anyway, due to a combination of the fisherman's liquid breakfast and Liz's unfailing ability to make herself clear, she ended up with having her teeth plumped up, lips straightened and nose whitened.
What a shocker! Like we always say, " You get what you pay for".

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