We often use our local independent supermarket for grocery and other needs (but not so-called Jager bombs) but wonder if it is indeed local, independent, super or a market.

And 'Independent' - what is 'Independent' about our supermarket? It does not issue its own currency. We don't need a passport to go in it. They speak the same language as us (except the Saturday boy, Dean, who does not use verbs). The premises obey the laws of gravity, thermodynamics, economics and indeed The Law Of The Land (as we all have to - as we keep telling Fay's mother). There is nothing 'Independent' there. Except the 'Independent' newspaper, which we do not take.
And local. Well, we have to drive there, and back again with our bulky purchases.
So really we think our local independent supermarket should be re-classified as a 'Distant Needy Shop'.
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