Reconstruction Shocker For Liz

Fay's best friend, Liz, recently went in for some cosmetic 'Tidying Up' at a cut price clinic in Lowestoft run by a self-taught retired Danish fisherman, who it turns out is a little too fond of the turps for his own good.
Anyway, due to a combination of the fisherman's liquid breakfast and Liz's unfailing ability to make herself clear, she ended up with having her teeth plumped up, lips straightened and nose whitened.
What a shocker! Like we always say, " You get what you pay for".

Horse/Grizzly Bear Dilemma

Ray found out a grizzly bear can run faster than a horse. So, if ever we are attacked by a horse we have decided to make good our escape on a grizzly bear.