Peter's Urgent Evacuation

Funny, we'd alway seen Colonel Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi as a sort of Middle-Eastern Arthur Daley, what with his hats, way with the ladies and his tent in the desert, but seeing him on the news the other night, he looks a nasty piece of work and may well have "Lost The Plot" as the youngsters say.

So, it may be that our son, Peter is in need of an urgent evacuation. Clearly as Mr Cameroon and his chirpy sidekick Mr Clegg have been on half term, there's been no-one to press the "Emergency Mercy Mission" button so it's every man (and woman these days) for him{her}self.

So, Peter, if you're listening, try and get the next catamaran out of Libya and home to Bungay way, where there will be a "Cuppa Soup" and a bed waiting. At least for a couple of nights.

So, don't worry about your minder, Mehmet. He can speak the lingo and will be alright.

TTFN

Mum and Dad

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